Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in lyndonjohnson's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
1:58 pm	Now ah don't know why they done this, but them folks over at liberal banned me for defending the honor of my hero FDR. He was just like a daddy to me. I don't know anybody, certainly no president, that did more than me to advance those people's agenda.  Ah only pointed out that I didn't like them hippies that kept me up all night screaming and yelling because I tried to help out them gooks in Vietnam. Ungrateful bastards.   (Comment on this)
Monday, April 11th, 2005
10:44 am	I got this new girl ( I'm trying to stop speaking so southern, I've been on the ranch a long time) working for me, and I had her take some dictaction while I took a crap. I asked her what to do when you get that itchy scratchy feeling down by your bunghole, and she turned into a complete wreck. My time is precious, and I leave the door open and talk.  If the girl accidentally catches a glimpse of my "jumbo", well, heck, she just should consider herself fortunate to see a real man. About an hour later, I saw her eating one of those low fat ice cream bars, and told her I couldn't give her a raise when she busted out of her pants suit.  And that's another thing, where do these chicks get off wearing pants? Anyways, she ran out of the ranch, and was threatening to sue me or something.   I don't know what it is with these uppity northeastern girls, I need to call that temp agency back and tell them I need a good southern woman. Like my Bird.  (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 9th, 2005
9:28 pm	Ah just realized there isn't a space in my username.... Ah was yelling at Lady Bird and hit submit before I caught it. (Comment on this)
6:41 pm	Now that ah'm back, this ol boy is right (Comment on this)
5:50 pm	Ah can't find any good staff anymore   ( ah had to order my own britches today ) I just can't any good staff anymore.  Horace and Connally, they'd do what I said.  I just get such a kick out of telling them seamstress fellas how big my balls are. (Comment on this)